Sunday Blues

Hey guys. Hope you didn't miss me too much. My hands hurt from playing so much ukulele. Man my fingers better harden up fast because they are all sore. Though now I know a few more songs. I found my old electric guitar today. It's smaller then I remember it's like a 2/3 size or something. But it is pretty awesome. I can't find my connector cable for my Gopro. So I can't download or charge....basically can't use it. Hey wondering. Just a thought, is there anyone else out there who likes music sports and videogames out there? Am I the only one? You would think the more stuff you do the more friends you would have. You know I just  want a group of close friends. Is that too much to ask for? Just think. Wouldn't you rather be out (Insert Favorite Activity Here) with a big group of friends. Like skateboarding/video gaming/jamming. WHERE ARE ALL THE TEENAGERS. Maybe at my school. But I don't know about that. It is kinda awkward. Why can't I just go back to the grade when it was easy to make friends and hangout and do crazy shit and normal shit. Like chill or go do fun shit. *Sigh* I must sound really stupid right now. But who is shitting themselves when we watch the shows with the kids in pockets of friends. Everyone is always on face book. But I don't have face book and don't want it. Why can't we stop making life stupid and complicated. Why can't we just go do stuff. Together. You know. Maybe that's why we like the idea of an apocalypse because it will make the survivors closer and friendly and have to do stuff in real life together. And the dead won't be worse off. Then again we probably want the apocalipse because we know inside that we are selfish, greedy, and lustful. Oh well. The world is how it is. I guess we can't change it. Or can we?

After all, we made it this way.

Now get off your computer and go make some friends and do stuff...Please

-Emerson 

Ukulele

I bought a bonsai which is pretty cool. I also bought a ukulele and can play mary had a little lamb twinkle twinkle little star and aura lee. Im pretty happy. It is a fender yay. It is so tiny it is like 1/4 the body of my guitar. So ya ukulele awesome great. Moving on. Im having pancakes this morning. But i also have to go do my homework now. So bye to you all.

P.S. Sorry about the length but I really will come back and post again later today so don't be mad at me.

-Emerson

Ughhhh UKULALA

Got my arm ripped open. By SOMEBODY'S CLAW like NAILS. Ahem. So the skin turns all black and dead. So I was like Awww Hell No, I ain't getting no infection. So I sterilized some scissors and cut it off. The Skin not my arm. That was my night. Digging a pair of scissors into my arm. So anyways....Happy thoughts. I saw one of the new community episodes today. Troy and Abed at Space and Time Convention. So other than spoiling some of some of you peoples favorite shows and grossing you out I don't have much to talk about today. So I will instead move on to the future. I will BUY UNA UKELALA.
("I will buy a ukulele" For people who don't speak Emerson). I have been saving money and will now go to UNA UKELALA store (See translation above) and buy a ukulele and play dat ukulele UNTIL STUFF HAPPENS THAT IS BEYOND MORTAL MINDS. A.k.a. Emerson learns something musical. So yes here is a ukulele video to make you guys see how awesome ukulele's are.

http://youtu.be/f9iIgQN5uZE

Hahahaha Definitely not a ukulele video but still shows you Umm Valuable life lessons. Like umm Don't play cows as musical instruments.

http://youtu.be/mXvCkcGyJC8

Okay that was it. That is why I want UNA UKULELE. YEAH. I just play it and sing....Ukulele song...maybe it will be magical. Becuase it is pretty expensive. Like 90 dollars expensive. Pretty likely magical. 

Strum Strum Strum BOOM

-Emerson

Adventure Time

This show is really funny and awesome and always fun to watch. If you don't wanna watch it I would look at it on youtube however it isn't very good if you don't get the jokes.

http://youtu.be/ZlYtUxAortY

http://youtu.be/pJTrD3R5cj0

http://youtu.be/4yvPHA1buf0

http://youtu.be/g3qkbc28R_I

http://youtu.be/tcdNUJNuJwU

http://youtu.be/EUcXF6R-IOM

Enjoy

-Emerson

Wouldnt it be cool if we all went and made a self sustaining village. Grow our own food, have solar and wind power. That would be the life....goodmorning all. So how are you? Oh. Really. Good good. Oh im good to thanks for asking. I had some weird dreams but I dont remember them except the last few seconds. I think it was me eating a magical pickle and then my face explodes. Sooo anyways. Breakfast time. Cya all of you after school. You guys have a fun day now. Bye

-Emerson

Guitar

Heya. I started learning the guitar again today. I used to do it but stopped because it was too hard. Now my hands are bigger so I don't have the trouble. This is my first time playing (all I did was scales and stuff back then) so I decided. First day right. Whatever I will learn a song. So of course I now know the Adventure time song on guitar. I am now going to practice it more. SO YES. Have a nice life until my next post. Which im sure you are all eagerly awaiting.

-Emerson

Notice:

I plan to try to tackle issues like stereotypes and factory farming and all the major jazz. But right now im in a mood for talking about my favorite video games and my favorite movies. The places were I have been hiding from reality for a while. I mean sure I go through the motions of everyday life. But what I live for is other realities. Because right now ours kinda sucks. I mean I guess it will get better when we get our freedom, car, own appartment and job. For now though I will stick with my skateboard and video games.

Skyrim:

This is a must play. Open world sandbox game. With a giant amount of things to  do and no locked in story so you can choose to go do whatever you like.

Platform: PC, Xbox, PS3

Bastion:

This storyboard has a kind of simple depth. The combat mechanics are pretty good but along with the hand drawn backrounds, excellent soundtrack and great narration it takes you right into its world.

Platform:PC, Xbox, iphone/ipod

Infinity Blade:

Great game. Extremely epic fighter with a story board that spans over the two games. Many weopons and much fun. I have even read the book for this one. It was also good. Short but still good and for cheap as well.

Platform: ipone/ipod

Halo

You have to play this one. There is something about the feeling of the game, the look, and the soundtrack that makes you believe you are there fighting the war. I would recomend all the games because the storyboard is very large and awesome. Were did awesome come from. Was some guy like Awe? Some. Aaaaaaannnnyways sorry about that. Back to...oh yes halo. Highly recommended and man the story is like yes.

Platform: Xbox

Well there are four to start you off they are a range of different prices. I hope you enjoy. Bye now

-Emerson

The Age old debate

This is a debate that has been with mankind for a long long time. At least, since the creation of the waffle and the pancake. Personally I like pancakes in a stack but singularly I always go for a waffle.
If you look at a stack of waffles its intimidating. A stack of pancakes is a beautiful sight on a saturday morning.

Book

Im writing a book. Again. I always start them but can't finish them. I hope this one goes well. Oh well. Not much I can do. I went snowboarding this weekend. Im not very good but I have not done it much so what do you expect. Not getting very much sleep. I think im going a little crazy. If anyone is reading this then Bastion is a pretty cool game and you should check it out, its out for pc on steam and Xbox and Ipod/Phone good soundtrack too. So my thought for today is:

What if we all lived in the Shire. Yes i know what your thinking. Yes the hobbit shire. It would be so peacefull. Picture it now. Your standing in your hill house garden. Looking out over the fields. Not a care in the world. True friends who will support your every move. Back you up in a disagreement. Cheer you up. You would have manual work and wouldnt have to worry about constantly arranging and saving time for things. You would have time to do what you like. Interwoven community. For me my definition is Heaven. Oh yes Im going to go to sleep listening to my soundtrack of LOTR and man thats gunna be a sad awakening in the morning to our sad twisted reality of human selfishness gluttony and lust. :(

-Emerson

P.s. FIBITYGIBIT